Are You REALLY Giving a
$27 Cleaning...
Why on Earth Would
You Do Something
Crazy Like That???
So glad you asked...
- During this time of crisis- we see ourselves as front line first responders and want to do our part to STOP the spread of ALL disease!
- We ONLY do it for super special people (see fine print below)
- There are a couple of “ strings ” attached (again... fine print)
- Short answer (no fine print) - When we do super cool things for our ideal prospects our business grows fast... That makes us happy 🙂
Fine... You don’t seem completely crazy... What’s the catch?
Thought you would never ask- let’s get right to the “fine print”
Official "Fine Print"
- We can ONLY accept (5) of these per month - we may be dumb, but we ’ re not stupid!
- We tend to pick those who we think would be our IDEAL prospects, so the more completely you answer the questions, the more opportunity we have to pick you!
- Three things you gotta do to earn your $27 cleaning:
- Make a 30 second video giving us honest feedback on how we did that we may burn in effigy or share with the world
- Give us the opportunity to bid your recurring janitorial services. No obligation to buy a dang thing - just give us a shot at making your life super amazing!
- If we kick massive butt and you are blindingly happy (you will be)- throw us a good review on Google & Facebook